Chungus Goes on a Diet

According to recent sources, the extremely chungus dug named Chungus goes on a diet. Chungus has not gone on a diet since the beginning of the universe. This rare anomaly happens when the Chungus becomes self conscious and has the want to look good. Chungus has also began to exercise, and is rapidly losing weight. The Chungus started to go on a diet when he looked in the mirror. Chungus's current diet comprises of beans, lettuce, potatoes, and fish. This is an extremely large improvement from his former 300 meals of McDonalds a day.