By: Derek and Hunter The Jackalope found the Lena flower he was looking for the whole day. He was thrilled. He loved it! He directly bit onto the poisonous flower. He tasted the beautiful pedals of the Lena and smiled. It was amazing! In fact, this specific Lena flower was bigger and more delicious than…
Monster Zero kills Destroyah and Godzilla. Monster Zero starts fighting all titans so please leave your home. If you’re in any of these cities I’m about to say please evacuate Japan, North Korea, and South Korea please leave your home. King Ghidorah is currently bullying Mothra, Monarch and the Russel Family. He has already destroyed…
Join us tonight, as this morning we are inviting the Clownfish who has been bullied by a hydra who is now canceled on Twitter and Facebook. in a statement from the Clownfish he/she/they says/say that bullying is bad.
The nine-tailed fox walks around the destroyed forest. Everything was brown and defeated, the river was murky and brown, every blade of grass was dried up and slumped over. Every step the nine-tailed fox takes the forest regrows, every step it takes holds great power. Before the nine-tailed fox came, every year more trash got…
By: Brandon and Max Barney, the famous child-friendly show has gotten out of hand. Due to the extreme grimace shake that Barney had drunken, he became extremely violent at child birthday parties. One artist has painted him as a different happy dinosaur as shown as the thumbnail. He has been reported to body, punch, and…
The four-foot frog contemplated his choices, either cross the Canadian border or be hunted for the rest of his life. Ever since that lone businessman saw him near the road, people wanted to find and capture him in order for reasons he did not know. Cryptozoologists and cryptid fanatics alike were hunting him now, entire…
by; Matthew and Aaron BREAKING NEWS:‘ In a new development, the SAF (Swedish Armed Forces) have released footage of a humanoid 3008 in captivity. The specimen was captured after chasing down a human, who was running from an abandoned factory in Stockholm. The human was rescued, after sustaining several broken bones and PTSD. The specimen…
The Wendigo was walking through the forest until it came upon a dark cave in a huge mountain emanating a ominous aura. After careful consideration, The Wendigo went into the cave, discovering a goblin den and skeleton summoning witches. The Wendigo made quick work of the goblins and witches, and he continued further down the…
