by; Matthew and Aaron
BREAKING NEWS:‘
In a new development, the SAF (Swedish Armed Forces) have released footage of a humanoid 3008 in captivity.
The specimen was captured after chasing down a human, who was running from an abandoned factory in Stockholm. The human was rescued, after sustaining several broken bones and PTSD. The specimen was neutralized and sent to Kronobergshäktet prison, west of Stockholm. The human who was chased said that he had “made a break for the stairwell in the Ikea and one of the workers saw me and chased me.” Sightings of this species from the Infinite Ikea have reported before, but 3008-2-A is the first to be contained and examined, according to the Swedish Government and the Swedish Security service. Citizens of Malmo, Gothenburg, and Stockholm have been told to reinforce windows and lock their doors at night, after a recent spring of sightings has arisen from the chaos of the first containment.
